Category Funny

Funny Facebook Post 0

Jan17

My friend Agnes always has great post updates. Here’s the one I could enjoy lately:
“We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.”

I felt kind of less pressure on myself after reading this one… :D

Funny Facebook Post 0

Dec23

This what my friend Agnes posted on her FB.  I might switch to this one!
Never say “OOPS!” always say “Ah, Interesting!

Funny E-mail 0

Nov16

I have no idea who wrote it but I couldn’t stop laughing when I received it in my email.
“Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. continue reading »

FUNNY FACEBOOK POST 0

Nov16

Another funny post on Facebook… :)

“I don’t care what you think, as long as it’s about me, the best of us can find happiness, in misery.”

FUNNY FACEBOOK POST 0

Nov12

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE BRAIN HAS GONE….

FUNNY FACEBOOK POST 0

Nov10

“THIS MORNING I LOOKED DOWN AT MY UNMADE BED AND DECIDED THAT IT WAS ART IN ANOTHER MEDIUM AND I SHOULD NOT DESTROY IT.”

According to this post my whole house is a master piece! :D

Funny E-mail 0

Oct28

Have a great day ladies! :D

The Yaya Sisters

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back,
it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room,
messess up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money,
and doesn’t appear to realize
that you set it free….. You either
married it or gave birth to it.

Funny E-mail 0

Oct25

THE LADIES!

When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied.

Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won’t latch. It doesn’t matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern ’seat covers’ (invented by someone’s Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!) continue reading »

Funny E-mail 0

Oct2

Here’s the type of  “pass it on to others” email…

“This is one of the best explanations of why
God allows pain and suffering that I have seen…

A man went to a barbershop to have his
hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to
have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject
of God, the barber said:
‘I don’t believe that God exists.’ continue reading »